Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking planner!
Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you’ve always dreamed of being with this 2025 swear organizer! Packed with hilarious motivation, badass affirmations, and tons of sarcastic stickers, this purse-size engagement calendar will help you keep track of all of your important events and appointments, including “payday, bitches,” “another sh*tty meeting,” “someone’s f*cking birthday,” and more. Get f*cking empowered this year or give as the perfect funny and inspirational gift to the women in your life!
17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2024 – DECEMBER 2025)
Four planner sticker sheets with over 350 empowering and practical swear word journal stickers for adults6″ x 8″ planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writingElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperMonthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and “sh*t to do” listsBold and beautifully designed floral pagesNotes pagesMonthly goals pagesHolidays and observancesYear at a glance
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Publisher : Sourcebooks Plus
Publication date : May 1, 2024
Language : English
Print length : 224 pages
ISBN-10 : 172829391X
ISBN-13 : 978-1728293912
Item Weight : 1.15 pounds
Dimensions : 6 x 1.5 x 8.38 inches
Jennifer –
F this
I buy a new version of these planners each year. Love them and the creative use of cuss words each week and month.
Kyle Wyatt –
Best planner I’ve ever owned
I love everything about this planner. If you aren’t into cussing though, do not get it! haha! The little sayings are motivational and funny all at the same time! Love it!!
Haylee –
Excellent buy!
Love it, glad i have it.
Elizabeth –
Love this
This is life right now
Erica miner –
get fâing organized
i fâing love it!!! itâs a perfect planner for me
Jill Jurena –
GREAT planner!
I love this calendar! I can keep my personal on monthly part and work on the daily part. Makes me smile every day that I look at it! It’s little things like this that can just make you happy. I also like having this as a back up to my phone calendar.
Readingbythepool –
Hilarious GiftâAlmost Kept It!
I got this as a Christmas gift for a friend, and itâs absolutely hilarious! I originally wanted to keep it for myself because itâs that good. Such a fun and unique gift!
Meredith Rae –
Love this planner!
This is my second year purchasing this planner. I loved it so much that I bought my mom one as well. It has enough room on the calendar to write as well as daily/weekly planning. Love the funny quotes, and the stickers are a great addition. I have a potty mouth, so this book Is perfect! I also purchased monthly tabs, so it is quick and easy to find the month I am currently working in. I do wish it had a few extra pages for important numbers. Front and back pockets would be nice as well for receipts or important papers, but these can be purchased on Amazon to add to your book. Can’t wait to see what they come up with for next year!
Samya –
Eu amo todos os planners dessa linha, ótimo acabamento. Cumpre muito bem a função e as seções são divertidissimas. Recomendo pra quem tiver o humor ácido assim.
Kim –
I love this planner. The funny sayings, motivational quotes throughout and the layout are amazing. I love the hardcover and the actual spiral binding. Will purchase another one next year if they release it! Highly recommend.
Rachael Miles –
I love, these, I get them every year and they never fail to amuse me. Not something you want to leave lying around if you have kids though.
Mariel_klx –
Very cute but it doesn’t come in a box, it only had the Amazon envelope. Because of this the top edge is broken.
Marina –
Amei o produto. Chegou super rápido. Recomendo demais